thankful

this situation is sticky,
so is your hair.
what if we have to cut it,
oh what a SCARE.

i have no recollection
of that past event occuring.
but in the background
i see a pirate with scurvy.

fallen to his knees
he crutches on his sword.
behind him a gnarly wave arises
and he becomes decaptedted by a board.

talk about a bad day
how much worse could it get,
maybe as bad as pete rose's
addiction got to bet.

i have no recollection
of that past event occuring.
but in the background
i see a pirate with scurvy.

now lifeless and wet,
the pirate is off somewhere he will want to stay
and when he looks back,
he will be glad he had that day.