Go Fuck Yourself

It almost seems too much to ask someone for a favor because they always seem to want something in return. This is due to the fact that people are selfish organisms and what one does for another is expected in return if not more than they put out for someone else. This causes I believe way to much friction in relationships of any sort whether it is intament, just friends, hereditary, or any other creative relationship you can think of. So instead of thinking all about yourself and what benifits you in return for you doing something nice for someone so you can have something in return, just fuck yourself for once and have a little gratitude that someone is even asking you to do something for them.